originoffelton:

alfredotheatheistpenguin:

originoffelton:

why will no one have sex with me

Probably cuz you’re on tumblr

hey you can have sex and blog at the same time it doesn’t look that hard

getthehelloutofmyroom
electricvoidz
personal vent session don’t mind me ugh

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fallenangelflonne:

aknowlee:

basedmountaindew:

kaldriss:

>tell my girl i love subs
>she thinkin i wanna dominate her in bed
>god damn i love sandwiches

>tell my girl i love subs
>she thinkin i wanna dominate her in bed
>god damn i cant stand dubbed anime

>tell my girl i love subs
>she thinkin i wanna dominate her in bed
>god damn i hope my real teacher never comes back

>tell my girl i love subs
>she thinkin i wanna dominate her in bed
>i’m 20,000 leagues under the fucking sea

grovyle

This is the best Tuesday night home alone I’ve had in a long time

Everybody
noneuclidean
The more swiss cheese you have, the more holes you have.

The more holes you have, the less swiss cheese you have.

Therefore, the more swiss cheese you have, the less swiss cheese you have.

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themattumblr

Trading songs back and forth over Skype with a pretty girl

this is the good life

me caring about your opinions
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iwritesinsnotfanfiction:

OH YOU’RE MY FRIEND???? name 3 of my albums.

iwritesinsnotfanfiction
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There is nothing prettier than a city at 5 AM with its empty streets and cold wind

"
(via bl-ossomed)
hazelhirao

nostalgiaultra:

Me in the party: Gosh golly! This beat is… Whoo! This beat is… DANDY!

nostalgiaultra

nungers:

"you’re gonna be home alone for a bit"

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nungers
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