Hey everybody I’m not dead just packing for college :) :) :) :)

unskinny:

I hope Miss Claudette is okay.

unskinny

asian:

Perks of Dating Me:

  • I don’t go anywhere, so we can always hangout
  • I’m too ugly to cheat on you
  • Sometimes i’m funny
  • I live near a pizza restaurant
jasun.me

So I just watched The Wolf of Wall Street holy shitballs

Hey look, actual "unique" questions
filthybloodmoney
mrgavinfree
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angryseawitch:

lightsharpnesssong:

dont-be-a-pichu:

femmeboyant:

still upset that the films never acknowledge that Peeta loses a limb in the first arena and goes through the Quarter Quell with a prosthetic leg

or that Katniss has suffered permanent hearing loss in one of her ears and now requires a hearing aid

or, you know, the Avoxes

because, you know, why show disabled people doing things

femmeboyant
immaterial-grl
absinthius:

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thedisneyprincess
lungs-paper-frail:

Yannis & Bam 💖
websta.me
unamusedsloth
floatinggoathead:

freemindfreebody:

swift-as-the-coursing-river:

jimcavill:

Because a man has to be a sociopath to love a woman with cellulite. Fuck this world. 

If all residents of hell look like Scarlett Johansson, I renounce my atheism and take up Satanism

whoever wrote this needs to be punched. a lot.

breaking news: man somehow isn’t repulsed at the sight of his beautiful, talented girlfriend because she has a bumpy texture on a bit of her legs
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